<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p><STRONG> <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=1> <TBODY> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><STRONG><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Bir adam kendini sürekli kanalizasyona atıyormuş<BR>>Neden?<BR>>Kendini bi bok sanıyormuş.</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Cerenin <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">sana</st1:place></st1:City> selamı var?<BR>>Hangi Ceren`in?<BR>>Tencerenin</FONT></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><STRONG><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Eli olmayan babaya ne denir?<BR>>No-el baba...</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Ben sünnete karşıyım.<BR>>Gençlerin önünü kesmeyelim...</FONT></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><STRONG><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Elektrik sandalyesinde oturan idam mahkumu ne demiş?<BR>>Çok korkuyorum elimi tutar mısın ???</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Yaşınız kaç?<BR>>Bilmem her yil degişiyo...</FONT></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><STRONG><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Arkadaşlar telefonlar dinleniyormuş...<BR>>İyi iyi dinlensinler zaten çok yorulmuşlardi...</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Tartı neden tartmamış?<BR>>Çünkü üzerinde anti-tartar dişmacunu varmış..</FONT></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><STRONG><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Sinüs 60, kosinüs tutmuş...</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Kocanızla ortak özelliginiz ne?<BR>>Aynı gün evlendik...</FONT></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><STRONG><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Karınca bir zencinin koluna düşmüş ne demiş?<BR>>Karakola düştüm.</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Size bir kıllık yapayım ; içine kıllarınızı koyarsınız..</FONT></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><STRONG><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Viyana kuşatması neden bitmiş?<BR>>Etrafta atacak kuş kalmadığı için...</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Ben her seyi düşünürüm demek ki ben tefalim.</FONT></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><STRONG><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>En hızlı sayı hangisidir?<BR>>10<BR>>Niye?<BR>>Onun arabası var...</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Temel arabasıyla dağ başında giderken benzini<BR>>bitmiş. <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Bari</st1:place></st1:City> beni benzinciye kadar idare etsin<BR>>diye depoya çiş yapmaya baslamiş.<BR>>Yoldan geçen bir adam merak icinde sormuş:<BR>>Abi bu senin yaptığın normal mi?<BR>>Hayir demiş Temel "Kurşunsuz".</FONT></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><STRONG><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Cok iyi göbek atan kazana ne denir?<BR>>İyi oynayan kazansin</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Bağırsak kurtları bağırsakta yaşarlar bağırmasak ta</FONT></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><STRONG><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Jilet SEN SOR ben söyleyim</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Tem otoyoluna muz düserse ne olur?<BR>>Cevap temmuz</FONT></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">>Yerin kulağı var benim de kulağım var...<BR>>Ben yer miyim ? hayır yemem...</FONT></SPAN></B></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></STRONG></o:p></SPAN></P>