<TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="WIDTH: 100%; mso-cellspacing: 0cm; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"> <TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent"> <P><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2><STRONG> <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=1> <TBODY> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`"><STRONG><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">* Silikonun patlaya inşallah!</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; 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