<TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=1> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">- Bir kredi kartı başvurum vardı, kabul oldu mu acaba?...</SPAN></I></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR>- Ne yazık ki 250 ye 300 oyla reddedildi...</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG><EM>- Arkadaşlara kredi kartı geldi bana gelmedi?...</EM></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR>- Bundan sonra arkadaşlarınızı daha dikkatli seçin....</SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG><EM>- Kartımın limiti neden bu kadar düşük?<BR></EM></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">- Uluslararası para piyasası dengelerini bozmak istemedik....</SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG><EM>- Yarın gidip bankadaki tüm paramı çekiyorum...<BR></EM></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">- Bunu yaparsanız tarih sizi affetmeyecektir...</SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG><EM>- Genel Müdürlüğünüzün telefonunu alabilir miyim?<BR></EM></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">- Veriyim ama, kontür milletlerarası yazıyor...</SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG><EM>- Ekstrem bana ulaşmıyor ve sürekli faiz ödüyorum!...<BR></EM></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">- Nereden geliyor bu değirmenin suyu...</SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG><EM>- Yauv kardeşim 10 dakkadır müzik dinletiyorsunuz adama...!<BR></EM></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">- Güzel sanatların hangi dalına tahammül edebilirsiniz ki?</SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG><EM>- Orada sizin üstünüz yok mu?<BR></EM></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">- Hayır yarı çıplağız...</SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG><EM>- Bana müdürünüzü bağlayın onunla görüşmek istiyorum!...<BR></EM></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">- İtalyanca biliyor musunuz?</SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">- Ben şifremi tuşladım böyle bir kart yoktur dedi robot..(sesli yanıt sistemi)</SPAN></I></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><o:p></o:p></I></B></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">- Sizi korkutmak için söylemişler efenim, var kartınız...</SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG><EM>- Siz bana kuryenin adresini verseniz ben gidip alsam olmaz mı?<BR></EM></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">- Bunu duymamış olayım...</SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG><EM>- Sizin yeriniz nerde?</EM></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR>- Her zaman yanınızda</SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG><EM>- Borcumu iki ay ödemezsem kartım takibe girer mi?</EM></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR>- Fazla uzağa kaçamaz....</SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">- Kısa vadede hangi enstrümana yatırım yapmayı tavsiye edersiniz? <o:p></o:p></SPAN></I></B></P><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN></I></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-bidi-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">- Parayı veren düdüğü çalar.</SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">- Provizyon alamıyoruz, Bankanızı arayınız diyor.</SPAN></I></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR>- İşiniz düşmese hiç arayıp soracağınız yok vallahi.</SPAN></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>