<TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=1> <TBODY> <TR> <TD><FONT size=2> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><FONT size=3>*</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"> </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">Kadınların hiçbir şey <FONT color=#ff0000>istememesini</FONT> ister.</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000>* </FONT><FONT size=2>"Seni seviyorum" sözünü bir kez söylesin, karşı taraf bununla 20 sene idare etsin ister.</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><STRONG>*</STRONG></SPAN><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"> </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">Gökten yağmur değil <FONT color=#ff0000>kadın</FONT> yağsın ister.</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">* </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">Maçların </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #ff0033; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT color=#ff0000>90 dakikadan 24 saate</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"> çıkarılmasını ister.</SPAN></STRONG></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">*</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"> </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">Evli olmak ama</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #cc3333; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"> </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">bekâr gibi</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #cc3333; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"> </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">yaşamak ister.</SPAN></STRONG></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000>*</FONT> <FONT size=2>Ön sevişmenin Aydın Havası kısalığında olmasını ister.</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">*</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"> </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">Bir bakışı </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">canlar yaksın </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">ister.</SPAN></STRONG></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">*</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"> </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">Bütün kızları ellemek ama </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">el değmemiş </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">bir kızla </SPAN></STRONG><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"> <STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">evlenmek ister.</SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">*</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"> </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">Gençliğinde annesinin, yaslılığında kızının arkadaşlarını ister.</SPAN></STRONG></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: #ff0033; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">*</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"> </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">Kadınları, "Çocuklarımın anası", </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">"Elimin kiri"</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"> vs. sıfatlarla kategorize etmek ister.</SPAN></STRONG></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #ff0033; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">* </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">Aldatmak ve hoş görülmek ister.</SPAN></STRONG></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">*</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"> </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">TV`nin karşısında horlaya horlaya uyumak ister.</SPAN></STRONG></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #ff0033; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">* </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">Her istediğinde </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">sevilsin</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"> ister.</SPAN></STRONG></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">*</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"> Bilimin bir gün erkeklerin kadınlardan daha </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">zeki </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">olduğunu ortaya çıkarmasını ister.</SPAN></STRONG></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">*</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"> Kendi anlayışsızlıklarını örtbas etmek için kadınların anlaşılmaz olduğu masalını dünyaya yaymak ister.</SPAN></STRONG></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #ff0033; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">*</SPAN><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">Akilli kadından </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">hoşlanıyor görünmeyi </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">ister.</SPAN></STRONG></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG>*</STRONG> </FONT><FONT size=2>Kadının kıt akıllısını ister.</FONT></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">*</SPAN><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: `Times New Roman`; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: TR; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">Kadının güzel kalça , bacak ve göğüsten oluşan bir süs bitkisi olmasını ister.</SPAN></STRONG></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">* </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">Eskimiş(?) kadını </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">peşinata sayıp </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">yenisini almayı ister.</SPAN></STRONG></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000>*</FONT> <FONT size=2>Romantizm denen ve işleri zorlaştıran baş belasının tez günde yok olmasını ister.</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">*</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"> </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">Üst`lerinin erkek, ast`larının da</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"> kadın </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">olmasını ister.</SPAN></STRONG></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">* </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">Aşçı, hizmetçi, anne, hemşire, seks bombası, güzellik kraliçesi</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"> karışımı bir kadına </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">sahip olmak ister.</SPAN></STRONG></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000>*</FONT></STRONG> <FONT size=2>Para ya da bulunduğu konum sayesinde tavladığı kızların, <FONT color=#ff0000>ağarmış saçlarına</FONT> ve <FONT color=#ff0000>göbeğine</FONT> âşık oldukları masalına inanmak ister.</FONT></SPAN></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">*</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"> Ne evdekinden ne </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">ötekinden</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"> vazgeçmek ister.</SPAN></STRONG></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000>*</FONT></STRONG> <FONT size=2>Dünyadaki bütün kadınları ister. Verseniz de yetinmez, <FONT color=#ff0000>Mars`takileri</FONT> de ister.</FONT></SPAN></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>